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Questions? Comments? Concerns? Love Letters? Death Threats? Love Letters that can be Interpreted as Death Threats? Christmas Wish Lists? Festivus List of Grievances? If you have anything of these things you'd care to share with me, please do me a favor and...

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It's not that I (being the low life/high flyin' business executive that I wish I wasn't) am simply too busy to set aside some time in order to pencil your inquiry in what would otherwise be considered an already busy enough lunch schedule or anything; but it's simply because I don't feel like posting up a contact email up on here so that web crawlers from the United Nations and/or the People's Republic of Zimbabwe can spam the ever lovin' $#^% outta my emailbox asking whether or not I'd like to earn up to $1,000 a day working for home or simply by filling out some contact information needed to transfer the inheritance fund of approximately $10,000,000 (US) by some cancer-stricken benefactor that I know relatively nothing about! I sincerely hope you can understand this...

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